this is the post, the first post

Because I so enjoy reading blogs that review junk food - candy (I'm a gummi man myself), frozen delights that taste bad and photograph worse, canned oddities, greasy spoon restaurants - I've decided to start one of my own. Maybe it'll help me start writing again, maybe I'll get fat(ter), or maybe I'll become an internet phenom and be invited to... conferences, or ice cream socials; whatever it that lonesome keepers of junk food blogs are invited to. And there he goes, ending his second sentence with a preposition. It's a work in progress.